Rose Cantine

With lots and lots of testosterone! Click here to read article and watch the video where Landis explains that his fabulous victory had nothing to do with unnatural chemical assistance.

In fact, Landis says he has “normal” amounts of testosterone and that his Tour win was the result of lots of hard work . . . a dream come true (this is where you start playing the Stars and Stripes followed by the Rocky theme song).

I hope he’s right. Otherwise, the team doctor will have to share the winner’s podium at the end of every Tour.